PC terminology update

AH! Political correctness strikes again. Political correctness is definedas having the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that theylook forward to the trip. * He does not have a beer gut; he develops a Liquid Grain Storage Facility. * He is not quiet; he is a Conversational Minimalist. * He does not have a fabulous rear end; he has achieved Buttocks Perfection. * He is not stupid; he suffers from Minimal Cranial Development. * He does not get lost all the time; he discovers Alternative Destinations. * He is not balding; he is in Follicle Regression. * You do not buy him a drink; you initiate an Alcohol-For-Conversation Exchange. * He does not fart and belch; he is Gastronomically Expressive. * His jeans are not too tight; he is Anatomically Undercirculated. * He is not a redneck; he is a Genetically-Related American. * You do not kiss him; you become Facially Conjoined. * He is not a cradle robber; he prefers Generationally Differential Relationships. * He does not get falling-down drunk; he becomes Accidentally Horizontal. * He does not act like a total ass; he develops a Case Of Rectal-Cranial Inversion. * He is not short - he is Anatomically Compact. * He does not have a rich daddy; he is a Recipient Of Parental Asset Infusion. * He does not constantly talk about cars; he has a Vehicular Addiction. * He does not have a hot body; he is Physically Combustible. * He is not unsophisticated; he is Socially Malformed. * He does not eat like a pig; he suffers from Reverse Bulimia. * He does not hog the blankets; he is Thermally Unappreciative. * He is not a sex machine; he is Romantically Automated. * He is not a male chauvinist pig; he has Swine Empathy. * You do not undress him with your eyes; you have an Introspective Pornographic Moment. * He is not afraid of commitment; he is Monogamously Challenged.