The Top 16 Lines You'll Never Hear in a Western (Part I)

16> "As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against participating in that showdown in the middle of town. The liability issues are staggering."


15> "Well me, the construction worker, and my sailor buddy are here to tell y'all, it's *fun* to go to the YMCA!"


14> "Take it from me, Festus, a good pair o' nylons keeps the chaps from riding up."


13> "Barkeep! Another round of Slippery Nipples for my posse."


12> "Miss Kitty, I don't think I've ever seen stirrups used quite like that before."


11> "In this town we got a way to deal with murderin' scum like you, Bart -- civil litigation!"


10> "Whose turn is it to change the potpourri in the bunkhouse?"


9> "Well, men, the Apaches have burned down our fort and stolen our women... but considering what we've done to THEM, I think they're showing remarkable self-restraint."


8> "You had me at 'Howdy.'"


7> "Yeah, I'm sure he was an Indian -- his name was Amandip Gupta."


6> "That's *Sheriff* Richard Simmons to you, pardner."


5> "I cain't go in the saloon! Brown Bart's wearin' the same shirt I'm a-wearin'!"


4> "They call me... Moesha."


3> "Dadgummit, boys, slow down on that vichyssoise or you ain't gonna have no room for the tiramisu!"


2> "Three to five day waiting period? But I got a duel at sundown!"


1> "reach 4 the sky! :-O put all ur $$$ in the bag, lol."


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