A lady is walking down the street to work, and she passes by this pet shop. Outside the pet shop, is a parrot sitting on a perch, who looks at the lady, squawks and says "Hey lady.. you're ugly".
The lady is annoyed and continues on her way to work.
The next morning, she is walking to work by the pet shop and again, the parrot is outside on his perch and says, "Hey lady.. you're ugly".
The lady is pretty pissed, but continues on her way to work.
The third day, again, the lady is walking to work by the pet store, the parrot is outside and squawks, "Hey lady.. you're ugly".
The lady is enraged at this point. The stops, turns, and goes inside the pet store to see the pet store owner. "Sir," she exclaims, "every morning, I'm heading to work, walking past your store and every morning your parrot says to me that I am ugly and quite frankly, I find it offensive, rude and it is extremely distasteful. I am going to sue you for harassment, if this doesn't stop."
The pet store owner says, "Maam, I am truly sorry. This will not happen again, I assure you. I will talk to the parrot and make sure that this ends instantly. Please accept my apologies."
The lady thanks him and leaves, on her way to work.
The next morning, the lady is walking past the pet store. There again, is the parrot sitting on his perch. He squawks at the lady, "Hey lady..."
She yells back, "WHAT?!!"
The parrot replies "you know..."
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