AUG 12 Moved to our new home in upstate New York. It is so
beautiful here. The mountains are so majestic. Can hardly wait
to see them with snow on them. I love it here.

OCT 14 Upstate New York is the most beautiful place on earth.
The leaves are turned all the colors and shades of red and
orange. Went for a ride through the beautiful mountains and saw
some deer. They are so graceful, certainly they are the most
wonderful animal on earth. This must be paradise. I love it here.

NOV 11 Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone
wanting to kill such a gorgeous creature. Hope it will snow
soon. I love it here.

DEC 2 It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed
with white. It looks like a postcard. We went outside and
cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had
a snowball fight (I won), and when the snow plow came by, we had
to shovel again. What a beautiful place. I love upstate New York.

DEC 12 More snow last night. I love it. The snow plow did his
trick again to the driveway. I love it here!

DEC 19 More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to
get to work. I am exhausted from shoveling. Fucking snow plow.

DEC 22 More of that white shit fell last night. I've got
blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the snow plow hides
around the curve and waits until I'm done shoveling the
driveway. Asshole!

DEC 25 Merry Fucking Christmas! More friggin snow. If I ever get
my hands on that son-of-a-bitch who drives that snow plow, I
swear I'll kill the bastard. Don't know why they don't use more
salt on the roads to melt the fucking ice.

DEC 27 More white shit last night. Been inside for 3 days except
for shoveling out the driveway after that snow plow goes through
every time. Can't go anywhere, car's stuck in a mountain of
white shit. The weatherman says to expect another 10" of the
shit again tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow
10" is?

DEC 28 The fucking weatherman was wrong. We got 34" of that
white shit this time. At this rate it won't melt before next
summer. The snow plow got stuck up the road and that bastard
came to the door and asked to borrow my shovel. After I told him
I had broken six shovels already shoveling all the shit he
pushed into the driveway, I broke my last one over his fucking

JAN 4 Finally out of the house today. Went to the store to get
food and on the way back a damned deer ran in front of the car
and I hit it. Did about $3,000 damage to the car. Those fucking
beasts should be killed. Wish the hunters had killed them all
last November.

MAY 3 Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the
thing is rusting out from that fucking salt they put all over
the road.

MAY 10 Moved to Georgia. I can't imagine why anyone in their
right mind would want to live in that God-forsaken state of New

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