Parody Lyrics I Wrote

**To accompany the lyrics, the music :)**

Its a small world:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9YqCP_B7EU

Rawhide:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSHr4ubuD64

Bugsy Malone: Boxer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVZmW59AAgw

The Sound of Silence
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4

Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWv72L4wgCc

Puttin' on the Ritz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG3PnQ3tgzY

Lion King, "Circle of Life"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwSKkKrUzUk

"Tragedy by Bee Gees"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPcsMMEMbfw

"Facebook" (Sorrow - David Bowie)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdsedY0foGc

My Favorite Things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33o32C0ogVM

"Pure Imagination"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2pt2-F2j2g

**It's a small world**

It's a world of hunger, a world of tears

It's a world of hopes and a world of fears

There's so much we don't care

Of all the despair

It's a third world after all

It's a third world after all

It's a third world after all

It's a third world after all

It's a third, third world

There is just enough food and we're armed with guns

And a threat of rulership to everyone

Though societies divide

And the people collide

It's a third world after all

It's a third world after all

It's a third world after all

It's a third world after all

It's a third, third world

**Rawhide**

Sewin', sewin', sewin'

Sewin', sewin', sewin'

Sewin', sewin', sewin'

Sewin', sewin', sewin'

Handbag!


Sewin', sewin', sewin'

Though the hands are swollen

Keep Versace's goin'

Handbag!

Through the humid weather

Sow exquisite leather

Wishin' UN was by my side.

All the things I'm doing',

In US I'd be suing

I'm waiting for the end of my life.


**Bugsy Malone: Boxer**

So you wanna be a hooker, in the red light district

Can you sleep with over 100 men, and develop nuthin

Can you moan so loud that he think he's the best, and pass all the STI blood test

If you get sick, you haven't got it

**Sound of Silence:**

Hello girlfriend, my old friend

I've come to sleep with you again

Because a vision slowly seeping

Left my seeds while you were sleeping

And horniness that was planted in my brain

Still remains

Within the sound of romance


And people paid to get laid

At the neon pods they made

And the girl began wildly moaning

In the tee-shirts which were soaking

And the sign said, "The price of the hookers are written on the moral walls

And college halls"

And whispered in the sounds of romance.

**Santa Claus is Coming to Town**

You better not pout

You better not cry

You better not shout

I'm goin in dry

Santa Claus is cumming to town.

**Putin on the Ritz**

If Ukraine don't do, what they tell them to do

Then America don't give no shits
Putin does the blitz

Daily fights who wear camouflage

Coat pants for acts of sabotage

Blowing bits, Putin does the blitz

Dressed up like a well armed oppressive trooper

Tryin' hard to destroy the near future

(super duper)

**Lion King, "Circle of Life"**

From the day we arrive on the planet

And blinking, step into the sun

The light makes our shadow become greater

Forced to do what grievers deemed fun

They preach on the notion of fear

More to find on the financial mound

Its dark when we die

Through our empty sigh

Keeps rich and poor on the endless round

It the circle of life

and it screws us all

through despair and false hope

blind faith and lost love

til we sink into our place

in society's bindings

it's the circle

the circle of life

**"Tragedy by Bee Gees"**

Tragedy

When the feeling's gone and you can't go on

It's tragedy

When the partners sighs and you don't know why

It's hard to bear

When no-one to love it you're

goin' nowhere

Tragedy

When you lose control with your erupted pole

It's tragedy

Reassuring lies but you don't know why

It's hard to bear

With no one beside you, she's

goin' to stare

**"Facebook" (Sorrow - David Bowie)**

When my sights bewildered

Fell upon her

The only facts I ever got from you were

from Facebook

Facebook

You acted slutty trying

to get more likes

You're out there playing your online games on facebook

facebook

Your behaviour seems fun and flirty

Something tells me

your profiles naughty

Facebook, Facebook
Ahhhh, ah, ahhhh

I tried to friend her

'Cause I want to wank at her

(I tried to find her)

Just to perve on the swimsuit pictures

Facebook

Facebook

With your long strapless bra and panties of blue

The only thing I ever got from you was a block

A block

Oh-oh-oh-oh

Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh

With your block in place

I couldn't add you last night

With your block in place

**"These are a few of my favorite things"**

Whipped cream on nipples and teasing chastity

Long edging sessions with teasing agony

Leather cladded women tied up with strings

These are a few of my favorite kinks,


Cream covered sluts and warm golden showers

Harem and bondage and pegging all hours

Big beautiful women covered in mink

"These are a few of my favorite kinks


Naughty wives spanking while husbands lie wanking

Collars that stay tight while masters commanding

Biting and choking until you turn pink

"These are a few of my favorite kinks,


When you do wrong

Need discipline

When I'm feeling mad

I simply remember my favorite kinks

And then I don't feel so bad

**"Pure Imagination"**

Come with me

And you'll be

In a state of

Divine ejaculation

Take a look

And you'll see

Into your insemination

We'll begin

With a spin

Traveling in

The hole with her elation

What we'll do

Will defy

Explanation

If you want to feel paradise

Simply wrap around and thrust it

Anything you want to, do it

Wanta change her world?

Just play with

her clit