A Husband's Generosity

A group of men is at the gym club when a cellphone rings. One of the men answers:

"Yes?" he answers

"Hun, is that you? I can hardly hear you."

"Hello!"

"Are you at the gym?"

"Yes!"

"I'm in front of the fur shop and they have this beautiful mink coat. Can I buy it?"

"How much is it?"

"About five thousand dollars."

"Okay, but buy a matching purse that goes with it too my love."

"Well, it also turns out that I stopped by the car dealership today saw they have a brand new BMW on sale, it's the last one."

"How much is the sale?"

"Only sixty thousand dollars!"

"Fine, buy it, but you have to get it with all of the accessories, and if it costs a little more, I won't get mad."

The woman, realizing all of her requests were being approved, decided to take a risk.
"Honey, remember that I told you that my mother wants to come live with us? Is it okay if I invite her over for a month, just to try it out, and after a month we can talk about it again."

"Okay, fine, but don't ask me for anything else okay?"

"Yes, yes, I love you so much baby."

"Love you too, bye."

As soon as he hangs up the man turns to look at the group and asks:

"Does anyone know whose cellphone this is?"