My cousin was on leave after basic training and came home to see all of the family. He was in basic training to become a paratrooper, just like his father and grandfather. The only problem was that he was deathly afraid of heights. Upon arrival we all gathered around to hear him tell us how it went:
"Well, after some training on the ground we all got in a little plane and took off. I was lined up at the back of the first wave. As we reached the optimal altitude, the drill instructor shouted, 'First wave, go, go!' I got to the open doorway and froze. The drill instructor grabbed me and threw me to the back of the plane. Minutes later the second wave went and the drill instructor and I were the only ones left in the back of the plane. He shouted again, 'Go boy, go!' But I couldn't. I was terrified. He finally yelled at me, 'Boy, if you don't jump out of this plane right now I'm going to fuck you in the ass!"
At this point all of the family was hanging on every word. My little sister asked, "Did you jump, did you jump?"
"Well yea, a little."
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