Once upon a time, a lion, king of the jungle, having a bad day ordered the monkey to fetch him an egg, monkey brought him one,
Lion said : Why did you brought me a raw egg? so he kicked the monkeys ass, then said : Bring me another one ! monkey brought him a second one, cooked,
Lion : Did i fucking tell you to bring me a boiled egg? he kicked his ass even harder,
Bring me another egg! The monkey brought him two, one cooked and one raw, the lion not finding a good reason to kick the monkeys ass shouted: Why the fuck are you hairy ?
and he kicked the shit out of him again
(original was in another language, tried to translate)
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