One the my 8th grade history teacher told the class in 1977

A man was standing at a bus stop, a drunk was sitting against a building just behind him. A bus pulls up and a beautiful blonde woman steps off. The man approaches her and whispers something in her ear. She reacts with shock and says, "what?!?" The man says "Particularly nasty weather." The woman calms down and walks away.

This happens a couple more times as busses come and let people off. The man would whisper into a woman's ear and when she would get upset, he would say, "particularly nasty weather", which would calm her down and she'd walk away.

The drunk was watching all of this and finally gets up, approaches the man and asks what he's saying to these women that makes them upset. The man explains. "I wait for a bus to let people off. If I see a woman I like, I go up to her an whisper, 'tickle your ass with a feather?'. If she says yes, we go off and have a little fun. If she gets offended I say, 'particularly nasty weather' and she thinks she heard me wrong and I don't get slapped."

The drunk asks if he can try. The man steps back as the next bus arrives. A nice brunette steps off and the drunk approaches her. He speaks loudly, "shove a feather up your ass lady?" She is aghast and raises her hand and says, "what?!?!?" The drunk says, "well fuck, it's raining ain't it?"

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