When Comcast was broadcasting my internet when I don't want it to I did the natural thing that nobody should ever do… call them
The guy on the phone was a nerdy douchebag with a thick accent and I couldn't understand half the fucking words he was "saying". As I kept arguing for him to turn off the broadcast his accent kept getting heavier and heavier to the point when I didn't even know if he was talking to me anymore. By the end of the 30 minute conversation I done with his ass so do this crazy thing where I pull a switcherooni on my personality and asked him super cordially what his personal phone number was because I appreciated his intelligent arguing and I would love to buy him coffee sometime.
Thats how the joke end
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