As I'm watching, he takes the cow's crap, and flings it against the wall. Then he takes one of those long paint rollers, and starts smearing the stuff all over the place. I walk up to him stunned out of my mind.
"*What the hell are you doing?*"
He looks at me and goes, "What? I'm a bullshit artist."
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