Little Red Riding Hood: "Oh, grandmother, what big ears you have!"
Wolf: "All the better to hear you with."
Little Red Riding Hood: "Oh, grandmother, what big eyes you have!"
Wolf: "All the better to see you with."
Little Red Riding Hood: "Oh, grandmother, what big hands you have!"
Wolf: "All the better to grab you with!"
Little Red Riding Hood: "Oh, grandmother, what a horribly big mouth you have!"
Wolf: "All the better to eat you with!"
Little Red Riding Hood: "Oh, grandmother, what a big dick you have!"
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