Osama bin Laden


"We are starting to learn more about Osama bin Laden. For his birthday one
year, somebody gave him a $4 Timex. We know that. He is married to the daughter
of a guy named Mullah Muhammed Omar. I think her name is Tiffany Omar. Insiders
say that the marriage is not working out. Apparently they are living in separate
caves."

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