If sex is evil & evil is sin,
Don't you worry, just stick it in.
10 minutes of pleasure, 9 months of pain,
Then born a baby without a name.
The father was a bastard, the mother was a whore,
All this wouldn't have happened if the rubber hadn't tore!
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