Police in Washington, D.C. are passing out flyers, warning citizens that a registered sex offender is living in their neighborhood.
Commentators now say, Monica Lewinsky is holding the precidency in her hands. Coincidentally, that's what Clinton told her, too.
The Oval Office has been renamed to "The Oral Office".
Remember the good old days when politicians called Hollywood upon their morals. Well, now Charlie Sheen is going "Shame! Shame!"
Fellow Democrats are coming to Clinton's aid. Ted Kennedy offered to drive her home.
After the Superbowl there was an awkward moment when the president called to congratulate and John Elway said "What? Al Gore wants to talk to me??"
Monica Lewinsky official title is now "The First Intern".
Monica Lewinsky plans to take the 5th. It caused only trouble when she opened her mouth the last time.
Remember the girl from the Dorito commercial during the Superbowl, she did a split and caught a dorito with her mouth. Today she was offered an internship at the White House.
Bill Clinton's latest excuse is, "But I didn't insert."
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