An Italian in Brooklyn comes out of the closet to his mother. He was really worried she would get angry with him, because she is quite an old school, off the boat type of Italian.
So, immediately after he told his mother that he is gay - she started asking questions.
"You are with-a man, yes?" asked the Italian mother.
"Yes, and I love him," answered the son.
"And-a, you kiss this man, yes?" the Italian mother continued.
"Yes mama," replied the son.
"And-a, you have sex with this man, yes?" further inquired the Italian mother.
",... yes,..." the son was starting to get nervous.
"By putting-a his thing in you butt, yes?" the Italian mother was getting quite angry.
",... well,... yes mama,..." the son's nervousness increased.
"And-a, then, after he putting-a his thing in you butt, he putting-a his thing in you mouth, yes??"
"Mama,... yes,..." the son has turned bright red. And just then, the Italian mother smacks her son right across the face as hard as she could.
"Well-a, dontchu dare-a EVER complain-a about my cooking-a, again!!" and she storms off.
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