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A boyfriend and a girlfriend were at the corner of the
girlfriend's neighborhood. She said, "Do you wanna walk me to
my door?"


He said, "I don't know, I don't think it's right, I don't want
to."


"I'll give you a cookie."


"All right."


She was walked to her door and said, " Do you wanna come inside?"


"I don't know, I don't think it's right, I don't want to."


"I'll give you 2 cookies."


"Ok."


They went inside and the girfriend asked, "Do you wanna come to
my room?"


"I don't know, I don't think it's right, I don't want to."


"I'll give you 3 cookies."


"Alright."


They went upstairs to her room and the girfriend questioned,
"Do you wanna get in bed?"


"I don't know, I don't think it's right, I don't want to."


"I'll give you 4 cookies."


"Well, ok."


They got in bed and the girlfriend said, "You wanna get naked?"


"I don't know, I don't think it's right, I don't want to."


"I'll give you 5 cookies."


"Alright."


As they were getting undressed and having sex, the girlfriend's
father came in. He asked, "Get off my daughter!"


The boyfreind said, "I don't know, I don't think it's right, I
don't want to."

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