One day, Bill and Hillary went out to dinner. The waiter asked Hillary
what she wanted. She said, "I'll have the steak, well done, potato,
chicken soup..." and the waiter asked, "and the vegetable?"
Hillary said, "Oh, he'll have the same".
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