While there, she always fell asleep.
At one point, the teacher called on her and asked "Who is the son of God?"
The boy behind her tried to wake her up so he did so by poking her butt with his pencil.
The girl jumped and yelled "JESUS CHRIST!"
The teacher looked at her surprised and said "Correct!"
Later on the teacher called on her again. This time she asked "Who is our lord in Heaven?"
The boy woke her up again by poking her in the butt with his pencil.
The girl jumped again and yelled "GOD ALMIGHTY!"
The teacher said "Excellent!"
Towards the end of the day, the teacher called on her one last time. She asked her "What did Eve say after Adam and Eve had their 7th child?"
The boy once again poked her in the butt with his pencil.
She jumped and was furious this time. She screamed "IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL SNAP IT IN HALF!"
The teacher fainted.
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