There was a little girl named Sally who fell asleep in Sunday school at church every week. The teacher took notice, and decided to call on her to get her participating. The teacher said, "Sally, Who is our lord and savior?" Sally was already fast asleep. The boy behind her stuck a thumbtack up her rear to wake her up. Upon waking up, Sally exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!". "Very good." said the teacher. The next week, the teacher called on her again, "Sally, who created the universe?" Sally was asleep again. The boy did the same as last week, Sally exclaimed "God almighty!". "Very good." the teacher said. The next week, the class was studying Adam and Eve. "Sally, what did Eve say to Adam after they had their 23rd child?" Sally was asleep once again, and once more the boy stuck a tack up her bum. She woke up and screamed at the top of her lungs, "Listen! If you put that thing in me ever again, I swear I'll kill you!"
The teacher fainted.
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