Timmy was notorious in kindergarten for peeing his pants. Everyday in class he would pee himself and make a huge mess. Finally, one of the teachers got fed up with it so she thought she'd do something about it. After one of Timmy's accidents she took him to the bathroom and told him, "Right, from now on this is what you do when you want to pee go to the bathroom and ... 1) open pants button, 2) pull zip down, 3) pull undies down, 4) pull penis out, 5) pee 6) push penis back in, 7) pull undies up, 8) pull zip up 9) button up 10) and success you're done!".
After a few days the teacher noticed that a few times throughout the day Timmy would excuse himself and go to the bathroom. Teacher feeling proud of herself for having fixed Timmy's problem decided to check up on him during one of his visits. When she walked in on him Timmy was chanting 6-4, 6-4, 6-4, 6-4, 6-4, 6-4....
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