It's late at night and the drunk farmer comes into the house after a long day of work and a trip to the local pub. He stumbles home and enters his house. His wife is already fast asleep in their bedroom. The drunk farmer stumbles in abruptly, banging off the walls and knocking his wife's trinkets over. He flings the door open and is holding a chicken under his arm that he had grabbed from his barn. The farmer yells to his wife, "you see this honey, this is the pig that I fuck when your not around". She looks at him in a half daze and says "you drunk bastard that's not a pig it's a chicken". As the wife rolls back over to get some rest the farmer replies "well I wasn't talking to you, ya old bitch"
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