So one day, I'm crossing the road...

and all of a sudden, a huge chicken starts walking beside me and introduces itself by saying "Hi, I'm Chicken Hu". I'm thinking "Holy shit, a talking chicken". I ask Chicken, I say "Hi Chicken, where are you from?". He says, "I was born in San Francisco". Surprised, I say "No, but where are you actually from?". Looking annoyed, he says "I'm actually American, you racist." Feeling a little embarrassed over my unintentional racism, I stop talking for a little while. We then walk into this bar as the bartender is kicking out this duck, WTF? So we sit down, and I ask the chicken, "If you don't mind me asking, how are you able to talk?" The chicken then says that his owner found a genie on day. The genie granted him one. wish. He had wished for a monster cock. I nod sympathetically. I tell him that "once I found a mermaid who said she'd grant me one wish. I asked for a little head, and that's how I ended up like this". The chicken admits "Oh, I didn't want to ask because I thought it would be too personal. You gotta be careful around those wish granters". Then, an Irishman, an American, and a Frenchman walk into the bar. Anyway, after having too much to drink, Chicken and I walk out of the bar. He says to me "Hey, you wanna go to a party?" I tell him, that I would. So we walk up to this random house and Chicken knocks on the door.

Knock, Knock

"Who's there?"

"Chicken"

"Chicken Hu?"

"Yup. Open up"

So we walk into the house. At the house, I come across a physicist, a mathematician, and an engineer. They start talking about the achievements they've made in their fields. Now I'm all depressed. I'm thinking "Why didn't I turn out like that? My life is just one big joke." I decide to forget about my sorrows by eating a large pack of saltines. Now I'm frantically looking for a place to get a drink. I find one. I'm thinking "Huh, I'll go there. Good thing there's no punchline".