Old copper lamp

A farmer plows up an old copper lamp.


He takes the lamp back to his farm house and begins to polish it up when out pops a genie.


"Master," says the genie, "I will grant you 3 wishes."


The farmer thinks for a bit and then says, "I want a face as handsome as Elvis."


"As you wish, master."


BOOM! his face transforms into a very handsome face.


"Next, I would like you to fill my living room with money," says the farmer.


"As you wish, master."


BOOM! his living room fills with money.


The farmer thinks about his third wish, as he is thinking he looks out the window and begins to grin.


"Genie," says the farmer, "Give me 'one' like the horse up on the hill."


The genie also grins, "As you wish, master."


BOOM! The farmer looks down to see a huge vagina form between his legs.


Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman