She is buying a couple apples, cat food, some yogurt and a few healthy choice meals. The cute young check out man rings her up and as he gives her the total he looks her in the eyes and asks, "Hey, by chance are you single?" The young lady blushes and says, "Why yes, I am. Could you tell from what I'm buying?" The young man laughs and says, "Nooooo... It's because you're fucking ugly."
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