A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down
on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very
talented octopus. He can play any musical instrument in the
world." He hears everyone in the crowd laughing at him, calling
him an idiot, etc. So he says that he will wager $500 to anyone
who has an instrument that the octopus can't play. A guy walks
up with a guitar and sets it beside the octopus. The octopus
starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix, just rippin' it up. So
the man pays his $500.
Another guy walks up with a trumpet. The octopus plays the
trumpet better than Dizzie Gillespie. So the man pays his $500.
Then a Scotsman walks up with bagpipes. He sits them down and
the octopus fumbles with it for a minute and sits it down with a
confused look. "Ha!" the Scot says. "Can you not play it?" The
octopus looks up at him and says, "Play it? I'm going to shag it
as soon as I figure out how to get its pajamas off."
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