Nun, Priest and a Camel

A Nun and a priest were crossing the desert on a camel. On the
third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.
After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed
their situation. After a long period of silence, the priest
spoke. "Well sister this looks pretty grim." "I know father."
The nun answered, "In fact," said the priest, "I don't think it
will be likely that we can survive more than a day or two" "I
agree." said the nun. "Sister, since we are unlikely to make it
out of here alive would you do something for me?" "Anything
father." "I've never seen a women's breast before, would you
show me yours?" "Well under the circumstances I don't see it
being a problem."


The nun opened her habit and the priest enjoyed the sight of her
shapely breast. "Father, could I ask something of you?" "Yes
sister," "I have never seen a man's penis, could I see yours?"
"I supposed that would be OK," the priest replied and lifted his
robe. "Oh father may I touch it?" This the priest allowed and
soon sported a huge erection. "Sister, you know if I put this in
the right place it can give life?" "Is that true father?" "Yes
it is sister." "Then stick it up the camels arse, and lets get
the fuck out of here...."