[NSFW]Did you know that when you stick your dick in a vacuum....and turn it on to reverse...

they'll kick you out of Sears?
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Someone wrote in the comment jumping on my ass about nit giving credit. I heard this on Conan last night by comedian Matt Donaher. I wasn't stealing the guys joke. I'd never seen anyone on here giving credit to people they hear the jokes from. And because I have to write this so no one else gets their panties in a wad it kinda kills the joke. I mean honestly it'd take a guy with experience to come up with that joke and since I *don't have* a dick I couldn't have written it. So anyway, now no one else can stick their pitchfork in my ass. Thanks buzz killer...it's not as if this sub gives karma points anyway. No profit to be made here. Now it's time to bury this shit out of this joke, because people are gonna read this and think wah wah wah.

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