15> Determining What Microwave Oven Setting Will Cause Dick Cheney's Implant to Perform the Drum Solo from "Wipeout"
14> If you hold up a 250 mile-tall drinking straw, will the vacuum of space suck out the atmosphere through the straw into space?
13> Discovering the Human Factor Behind Termination of Canine Incarceration: Who Let the Dogs Out?
12> Determining the Optimal Environment for Belly Button Lint Growth
11> Supersaturation: How Many Items Can Appear On A 5-Item List?
10> Jennifer Lopez's Ass: Particle or Wave?
9> Determining Genetic Combination of Radically Different Morphologies (aka Why Cameron Diaz Should Have Sex With Me)
8> Does Jay Leno's jaw get bigger as David Letterman's hair recedes?
7> Classification and Measurement of Arbo-Rectal Implants: How Far Up Tom DeLay's Ass Does That Stick Really Go?
6> Marmota Monax and Forest Product Propulsion: Just Exactly How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck?
5> Detecting the Chemical Composition of Mike Tyson Just Before His Next Fight
4> Measuring the Cheez Whiz Capacity of MC Hammer's Pants
3> The Avian Defecation/Automotive Cleanliness Nexis: A Study in the Guano Production as a Function of "Car Wash" Proximity
2> Monkeys, Jerry Springer Guests and Typewriters: Is "Hamlet" in Their Future?
1> T'n'A Sequencing
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