A lumber mill was hiring a lumber inspector and put out an add on the radio. Several people responded and did well, but towards the end of the search a blind man showed up, claiming he could identify the lumber by simply smelling it. The chief of the mill told his foreman that they needed to test him because they might get in trouble for refusing a disabled man.
So, they took him into the mill and ran a board down the conveyor. The blind man leaned forward and took a sniff, looked up and said, "That's easy, Hickory, Grade A."
They send another one down the conveyor and the man leaned in, smelled it, and said, " Easy again, Walnut, Grade B"
At this point the owner and the foreman were getting antsy because they knew if he passed everything they would have to hire him. So, the owner went and got his secretary and told her to lay naked on the conveyor. They sent her down the conveyor and the blind man leaned in, smelled, smelled again, looked up and said, "Send that back through." He took another whiff and said, "ok, turn it over." After another whiff he leaned back and grinned, "ok, ok, I know what that is. Nice try, guys."
The owner and foreman were a bit shocked, saying incredulously together, "You do!?"
"Sure!" He said, "That's a shit-house door off an old shrimp boat."
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