A little boy runs into the kitchen where his mother is making Thanksgiving dinner "Mama, Mama, Grandma's in the living room with her shrimps hanging out!"
The mother, a little confused, finishes up what she's doing and goes in to investigate. Sure enough, there's Grandma, who is a little out of her mind, laid back in the recliner with her dress hiked up over her head and her pussy in plain view.
The mother, quite taken aback figures this is a good time to teach her son a little about the birds and the bees tell him "That's not her shrimps... that's her vagina... that's where babies come from"
The boy shrugs his shoulders and says "Tastes like shrimp to me..."
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.