An Irish priest and a Italian priest were having an argument in the street about who looked like Jesus. The Irish priest said that the members of his congregation all told him that he looked like Jesus. The Italian priest said that all the followers of his church said that he was the splitting image of the Christ. The argument continued until they were shouting at the top of their voices and did not notice the presence of a Jewish man who had stopped beside them and was listening to their conversation intently.
The two priests were almost at fisticuffs when the Jew stepped between them and exclaimed that he looked like Jesus and that he could prove it. The two priests stopped and for a moment gazed upon the Jew, who was a small shrimp of a man. The were thinking of giving the Jew a sound thrashing but their wisdom prevailed and they told the Jew to prove what he just said.
The Jew told the two priests to follow him closely as he led them across the street into a narrow alley. He then stopped at a door to an establishment which advertised "Easy French Lessons" above it. The Jew knocked three times upon the door. There was a pause and then the door was opened by a woman clad only in lingerie. The priests stared at the woman with blushing cheeks. The woman looked at the two priests with at puzzled look, but then her eyes fell upon the little Jew who stood there grinning and she exclaimed in a loud noise,
"Jesus! Not you again!!!"
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