The Silent Curious Man Is At Work

Instagram/@comedy_mam - A man is driving down d road ????& breaks down near a monastery⛪.
He goes to d monastery, knocks on d door, & says, My car broke down.
Do u think I could stay d night?
D monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner????????, even fix his car????????. As d man tries to fall asleep????, he hears a strange sound????.
D next morning, he asks the monks what d sound was, but they say,

We can't tell u. U're not a monk.
D man is disappointed???? but thanks them anyway & goes about his merry way????.
Some years later, d same man breaks down in front of d same monastery⛪. D monks again accept him, feed him????????, even fix his car????????.
That night, he hears d same strange noise ????that he had heard years earlier.
D next morning????, he asks what it is, but d monks reply, We can't tell you????. U're not a monk. D man says, Alright, Sunlight. I'm dying to know????. If d only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?
D monks replied, travel d earth & tell us how many blades of grass ????there are & d exact number of sand pebbles???? When u find these numbers,
U will become a monk.
D man sets on his task. Some 4/5 years later, he returns & knocks on d door of d monastery⛪. He says,

I have traveled d earth????and have found what u have asked for. There are
145,236,284,232 blades of grass???? and
231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on earth????.
D monks reply, Congratulations. U are now a monk????. We shall now show u d way to d sound????. D monks lead d man to a wooden door???? where the head monk says,
D sound is right behind that door.
D man reaches for d knob, but d door is locked.

He says, Real funny. May I have d key????? D monks give him the key????, and he opens the door.
Behind d wooden door is another door made of stone????. D man demands the key to the stone door.
D monks give him the key????, and he opens through doors of emerald,
silver,
topaz, & amethyst. Finally, d monks say, This is the last key???? to the last door.
The man is relieved to know end????. He unlocks the door????, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed ????to find the source of that strange sound???? But he can't tell you what it is because u're not a monk. ???????????????????? Don't be angry..

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