in a little Southern nowhere kind of town. He gets pulled over by the local sheriff. The lawyer, being very studied and knowledgeable, believes he can easily outsmart the poor hick. So the sheriff comes to his window and says, "You didn't stop at that stop sign." "It's okay officer, I slowed down," says the lawyer. In reply, the sheriff says, "Well yes, but that isn't stopping." "Oh, what's he difference?" the lawyer says annoyed with this stupid local cop. The officer makes the lawyer get out of the car, preparing to show him the difference. He takes out his nightstick and proceeds to beat he lawyer senselessly for about a minute. After this, the sheriff helps the lawyer to his feet and says, "Alright now sir, would you like me to stop or just slow down?"
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