the cops arrive and an officer walks up to him. Immediately the lawyer starts complaining: "Those god damn people damaged my brand new Mercedes! Look the door is gone!". The dirty gives him a dirty look and replies: "You lawyers are so greedy, did you realize that your arm is missing?" The lawyer looks aghast and then yells out ""Oh no my Rolex!".
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