There is a bar on the top of the Empire State Building......Two
men are walking out of it.They walk to the
edge.......................
Guy #1: hey I bey you $100 I can jump off the building stop at
the 20th floor, and come back up...........
Guy #2: man, you're crazy........
Guy #1: Is it a bet????
Guy #2: well, okay..........
Guy one jumps off of th Empire State Building....he's
fallin, fallin, fallin.......stops at the 20th floor and shoots
back up!
Guy #1: See, I told you......
Guy #2: WOW, Dude! That was ammazing! How'd you do that???
Guy #1: It's easy, Now, i'll give you a chance to win back your
money.......I bet you $1000 you can do it too....
Guy#2: well, i dunno.....I'll try
Guy #2 Jumps off of the building.....he's fallin, fallin,
fallin, fallin.......the 20th comes up.....and he keeps on
going......he hits the ground with a spine-tingling "SMUSH"
Guy#1: sucker........
Guy #1 walks back intothe bar alone.......The bar tender
figures out what happened....looked at the guy and says........
"SUPERMAN, you can be such an asshole when you're
drunk......."
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