Nasty Q&A

Q. What do you say to a woman with no arms and no legs? A. Nice tits!Q. Why do they call it PMS?A. Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. Q. What's the difference between a muff-dive and a speed-trap? A. With a muff-dive you always have a clear view of the cunt!! Q. How do you know when you are getting old?A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts. Q. Why would a bloke give his wife a pair of slippers and a dildo for her birthday?A. Because if she doesn't like the slippers she can go and get fucked. Q. What's the difference between a police car and a pair of knickers A. You can only fit one cunt in a pair of knickers.Q. What did Yul Brynner say to Freddy Mercury in heaven? A. So the fags got you too !!Q: When is a pixie not a pixie?A: When he's got his head up a fairy's skirt, then he's a goblin'. Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?A. Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself!! Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet? A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.Q: What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of a pool A: Air pockets.Q: Why do blondes have more fun?A: They are easier to keep amused. Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blowjob A: The blowjob. You can beat your wife, your eggs or your meat but you just can't beat a blowjob.Q. Did you hear about the new shoe Nike is making for lesbiansA. The tongue is twice as long and it will only need one finger to get it offQ: What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken.Q: How do you tell that you have a high sperm count A: Your date has to chew before she swallowsQ: What's the difference between a Ritz Cracker and a Lesbian? A: A Ritz is a snack cracker, a Lesbian is a crack snacker.