There was once a really wealthy lady in Persia. People believed she knew black magic. Curious, the Shah sent over one of his advisors:
Advisor: So how is it that you amassed all this wealth?
Lady: When I was 13 my Uncle gave me a funny looking lamp..
Advisor: ..a magical one?
Lady: Indeed. So I rubbed it, like he told me..
Advisor: ..Aah, and a genie appeared?
Lady: Indeed.
Advisor: And you asked for all the wealth you have?
Lady: No. Just tissues.. The wealth I got from his will.
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