And I was by her bedside as she whispered in a tired voice, "There's something I must confess." "Shhh.." I said, "there's nothing to confess. Everything is alright." "No I must confess. I must die in peace. I had sex with your brother, your best friend, and his best friend." "I know" I whispered, "that's why I poisoned you. Now close your eyes.."
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