A couple were in the mood.. But were hesitant to get it going since their 10 year old son was in the house.. So the father comes up with a plan and asks his son to go stand on the balcony and describe everything he sees for the next 20 mins..The boy agrees and goes out to the balcony and starts describing stuff while his parents go at it.. Midway through the deed , the son says.. The couple opposite to our apartment are also having sex.. Shocked by this, the dad asks, how does he know.. The son replies: because their kid is also standing outside and talking all the time!
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