A guy is walking down the street and enters a clock and watch shop. While looking around, he notices a drop dead gorgeous female clerk behind the counter. He walks up to the counter where she is standing, unzips his pants, and places his dick on the counter.
"What are you doing, Sir?", she asks. "This is a clock shop!!"
He replied, "I know it is. And I would like 2 hands and a face put on THIS!!"
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