My much younger cousin said that he wanted to be an astronaut, so I told him the world was his oyster and he starting freaking out and crying

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Well, one you shuck between the fits and the other...

What did the...

"Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

What's the...

You shuck the oyster between fits.

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The Washington Post published a contest for readers in which they were...

What did the...

"Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

What's the...

You shuck the oyster between fits.

The Cruise!

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Daffy Definitions

The Washington Post published a contest for readers in which they were...

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What's the...

You shuck the oyster between fits.

The Cruise!

An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were...

Daffy Definitions

The Washington Post published a contest for readers in which they were...

Candy Bars...

16. Kevorkian Krunch -- dying for some chocolate? 15. Spittles 14. The...

The Real Meanings

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The Cruise!

An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were...

Daffy Definitions

The Washington Post published a contest for readers in which they were...

Candy Bars...

16. Kevorkian Krunch -- dying for some chocolate? 15. Spittles 14. The...

The Real Meanings

-- Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs. -- Flabbergasted (adj.),...

What's the...

Well, one you have to shuck between fits...

Daffy Definitions

The Washington Post published a contest for readers in which they were...

Candy Bars...

16. Kevorkian Krunch -- dying for some chocolate? 15. Spittles 14. The...

The Real Meanings

-- Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs. -- Flabbergasted (adj.),...

What's the...

Well, one you have to shuck between fits...

Bush says stupid...

'Are you with us, or are you with the puffins?' December 23, 2002 "The...

Candy Bars...

16. Kevorkian Krunch -- dying for some chocolate? 15. Spittles 14. The...

The Real Meanings

-- Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs. -- Flabbergasted (adj.),...

What's the...

Well, one you have to shuck between fits...

Bush says stupid...

'Are you with us, or are you with the puffins?' December 23, 2002 "The...

What kind of...

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ? A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try...

The Real Meanings

-- Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs. -- Flabbergasted (adj.),...

What's the...

Well, one you have to shuck between fits...

Bush says stupid...

'Are you with us, or are you with the puffins?' December 23, 2002 "The...

What kind of...

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ? A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try...

What's the...

Well, one you have to shuck between fits...

Bush says stupid...

'Are you with us, or are you with the puffins?' December 23, 2002 "The...

What kind of...

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ? A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try...

Bush says stupid...

'Are you with us, or are you with the puffins?' December 23, 2002 "The...

What kind of...

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ? A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try...

What's the...

Well, one you shuck between the fits and the other...

What kind of...

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ? A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try...

What's the...

Well, one you shuck between the fits and the other...

What did the...

"Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

My much younger cousin said that he wanted to be an astronaut, so I told him the world was his oyster and he starting freaking out and crying

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