Oyster Jokes

Oyster Jokes

Amusing Word Re-definitions


Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.


A...

Oyster Eater


"Ever since I ate those oysters last night, my...

Bush says stupid things:


'Are you with us, or are you with the puffins?...

Candy Bars Rejected by Hersheys


16. Kevorkian Krunch -- dying for some chocola...

Something Fishy Here!


LIFE UNDER THE SEA


What is life like under t...

The Real Meanings

-- Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs...

So I was getting into my car one day and this man asks me for a lift

I said, "Sure, you look great, the world is you...

Girlfriend is having trouble opening an oyster at dinner.

She hands it to me to open. Just as I pry it op...

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

What is the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker..

And a prostitute with diarrhea..?


An epilepti...

Pricey set of teeth

A tourist was admiring a tribal necklace at a g...

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

"Stop being shellfish!"

*drops microphone, wal...

Did you hear about the wimp at the seafood buffet?

He tried to pull an oyster from the serving tra...

Why didn't the oyster have any friends?

He was shellfish.

Woo! Been thinking for days...