Amusing Word Re-definitions
Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.
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Oyster Jokes
Oyster Eater
"Ever since I ate those oysters last night, my...
Bush says stupid things:
'Are you with us, or are you with the puffins?...
Candy Bars Rejected by Hersheys
16. Kevorkian Krunch -- dying for some chocola...
Something Fishy Here!
LIFE UNDER THE SEA
What is life like under t...
The Real Meanings
-- Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs...
What do you call a greedy oyster?
Shellfish.
What's an oyster's favorite band?
Pearl Jam.
So I was getting into my car one day and this man asks me for a lift
I said, "Sure, you look great, the world is you...
What's the difference between an epileptic oyster chef and a prostitute with diarrhea?
One shucks between fits.
Q: What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?
A: A PearlJam ????
Girlfriend is having trouble opening an oyster at dinner.
She hands it to me to open. Just as I pry it op...
What kind of noise annoys an oyster?
A noisy noise annoys an oyster.
What's the difference between an epileptic oyster farmer and a prostitute with diarrhoea?
The farmer shucks between fits.
Did you hear about the politician in Northern Ireland who was ousted from power? He was supposedly on a hunger strike, but secretly ate some bad shellfish, which exacerbated a preexisting stomach ailment.
Headlines called it an Ulster oyster ulcer ouster.
My much younger cousin said that he wanted to be an astronaut, so I told him the world was his oyster and he starting freaking out and crying
In hindsight it would have been nice for my unc...
What's the difference between a prostitute with irritable bowel syndrome and an epileptic oyster?
You have to shuck the oyster between fits.
What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The first shucks between fits....
What is the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker..
And a prostitute with diarrhea..?
An epilepti...
Pricey set of teeth
A tourist was admiring a tribal necklace at a g...
What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?
"Stop being shellfish!"
*drops microphone, wal...
Did you hear about the wimp at the seafood buffet?
He tried to pull an oyster from the serving tra...
Why didn't the oyster have any friends?
He was shellfish.
Woo! Been thinking for days...