A blind rabbit and a blind pig randomly bump into each other one day. "SORRY!!!" the rabbit exclaims. "It's ok" The pig says. "I'm blind, so I understand." The rabbit jumps up in the air "me too!!" After being born blind these two creatures are completely unaware of what they actually are. The rabbit doesn't know that he's a rabbit and the pig doesn't know that he's a pig, so they both decide to help each other identify what exactly they are. The pig goes first "well, you have really long ears, and a bushy tail." the pig says. "AHA!! I'M A RABBIT! I always knew I was a rabbit!!" the rabbit says excitedly. "Ok, now its your turn." the rabbit says. After feeling around the pig a bit, he says "well, you have a BIG ass, you have a huge round nose, and you smell kind of funny." Suddenly, the pig starts to cry. "what's wrong?" the rabbit asks. The pig continues to bawl his eyes out and eventually says "I'm a nigger."
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