They are asked to gather 5 fruits and no further instruction. The first one arrive with 5 apples.
"The fruit that you brought will be push to your ass, any slight expression of groaning, crying or laughing will have you permanently in prison", said the guard.
He order his men to push to first apple to the first thief. He groans. The guard throw him in prison. The second thief arrive with 5 grapes in his hand. The guard started pushing the grapes up in the thief's ass with no expression on his face. As the guard was pushing last grape, the thief was laughing hysterically. He was then thrown into the prison cell. "You almost made it, why did you laughed?", asked the first thief. He answered "I wouldn't have if only I didn't saw Jerry coming, carrying 5 pineapples."
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