My ass hurts from this

A gay person is going back from a party and sees this homeless person sleeping on the ground passed out, he takes the homeles's pants off and fucks him in his ass then he feels sorry for fucking him so he puts $10 in front of him, the next day the homless guy wakes up and his ass is hurting and he sees the $10 in front of him so he gets confused and goes and buy a bottle of wine with that money, the next day the same thing happens and the homeless guy wakes up again and his ass is hurting and he goes and buys another bottle of wine with the money, the next day the gay person goes to a party with 9 of his gay friends and on the way back they see the homeless guy and each one fucks him in his ass and leave $10 in front of him so that's $100, when the homeless wakes up he sees his pants pulled down and his ass is hurting allot this time and he sees $100, he then goes to the store and asks the guy give me the best whiskey you have, the worker asks him why whiskey this time you always buy wine, the homeless guy responds I don't know man the wine is hurting my ass so I decided to switch it.

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