Local paper read: "KING'S ASS WON"..
The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he gave the donkey to the queen .
The local news paper then reads: "QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN"
The queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10$.
Next day paper read:"QUEEN SOLD HER ASS FOR 10$"
The next day the king ordered the queen to buy back the donkey and leave it in the jungle.
The next headline was: "THE QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS FREE AND WILD"
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