Everett goes to his kitchen in the morning to make coffee and looks out his window. He sees his neighbor, Red Neckerson, in his yard, having his way with Everett's pet goat. Everett calls the sheriff and the sheriff arrests Red, charging him with bestiality, indecent exposure, and trespassing.
Red asks the sheriff to recommend an attorney to defend him. The sheriff says that since they live in a small town, there are only two choices - the expensive lawyer, who will call in all sorts of expert witnesses to testify on the defendant's behalf, or the cheap lawyer, who really knows how to pick a jury of his peers.
Red settled on the cheap attorney.
On the first day of the trial, the county prosecutor calls Everett to the stand and asks him to describe, in detail, what he saw in his yard on the morning in question. Everett described how he saw his neighbor, Red, mount his goat from behind, perform unspeakable acts and when Red was finished, the goat turned around and licked Red clean.
Red was devastated and had all but given up hope of acquittal until he heard a juror in the front row whispered to the fellow next to him,
"You know, a good goat will do that..."
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.