Little Johnny asked his mom about her age.
"Johnny, gentlemen don't ask ladies that question"
Johnny asks his mom about her weight.
"Johnny, gentlemen also don't ask ladies about their weight"
So Little Johnny asks, "Why did daddy leave you then?"
"Johnny lets not talk about that." She then send Johnny to his room.
On his way to his room he trips on his mom's purse and there he finds her drivers license.
He runs back to his mom and proudly says, "Mom! I know all about you now! You are 42 years old, weigh 172 pounds and the reason why daddy left you is because you got an 'F' in sex!"
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