So, one day, she enters a sex shop in a sketchy part of town, and sees this frog in the showcase. "Blowjob giving frog," it said. So, she buys it, brings it home, explains the situation to her husband, and goes back out to give them some alone time...
She comes back home a few hours later, and her husband has got the frog in the kitchen sink, and he saying "come on, come on!" "What are you doing honey?" "If I can teach it how to do the dishes, you're out of here!"
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